What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag