What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.