What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.