Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."