What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.