Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."