Scooby Doo Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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How many balls does Fred have?

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.