You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
A Halloweenie!
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
A buck-an-ear!
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.