How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.