What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)