Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.