What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies