Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.