Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law