Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !