Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!