Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.