Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.