Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!