Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)