What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.