Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude