Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted