Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted