What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half