What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude