What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?