What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions