I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
They look in the obituary
He woks.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
She said "ugh nothing!"
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
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