What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What's the difference between U and I?

J