What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...