What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.