Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...