What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!