Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.