Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.