Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.