Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.