Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.