What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!