What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.