What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.