What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.