Subordinate Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Santa Helper Jokes More Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.