What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!