Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.