Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Neither did he.

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Anne hath a way."

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.