What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night