What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)