How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering