Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.