Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.