Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.