How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.