How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins