Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.