Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.