Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!