Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.