Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!