Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.