Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.