What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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The cat ate her.

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Pandemonium breaks out.

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Because he was born in a barn.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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A stalemate.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts