What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

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What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say?

White Flower

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.