What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.