What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say?

White Flower

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.