Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get