Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.