Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !