How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a