Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Lazy People Jokes More Lazy People Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey