Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!