Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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He got hit by a bus

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Comfortably Dumb

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I will take over now, if you allow.

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Because they were bard.

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The parents would love to know.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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They both contain locked up loonies!

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It couldn't contain itself.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.