What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!