What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/