What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove