Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
For the watch!
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Brute.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Because, time will always tell.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Ohm on the range
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
