Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...